In the current uproar over transgenderism, our stupid federal government and many misguided individual insurance companies have decided that corrective surgery for a mental condition is now appropriate and indeed, desirable. I can only say that having the folks that run the DMV and health insurance in the Obamacare era in charge of gender assignment is foolish indeed. Exactly what constitutes a legally acceptable penis size? Who decides how large a breast size is the minimum or maximum that must be provided? I'm not here to discuss either of those things. Instead, let's look at a possible legal loophole some of our cosplay girls and guys may want to investigate.
If an insurance company is willing to spend thousands of dollars in an ill conceived attempt to turn a man into a woman, or vice versa, then that company has no legal grounds to refuse cosmetic surgery to any of their clients. After all, every one has a right to be happy , right? Ladies and gents this is a rare opportunity that must be exploited immediately. Need new 44 DDD boobs for that modeling career you always wanted? No problem. Need a sixteen inch penis for your XXX movie hobby? You got it! Have your favorite cosmetic surgeon fill out the paperwork and file it today! You could have
new breasts before Christmas!
Imagine the humiliation of being Captain America in your mind but with puny pectorals in reality.
Why should you suffer the mental anguish of having to stuff your costume with padding when a quick
visit to a cosmetic surgeon can give you all the shirtless freedom pectoral implants can deliver? Why stop there? If you're a mighty Hulk in your mind, but stuck in a weak Bruce Banner body, make your insurance company step up and pay up. After all, you're not happy, damn it all, and someone
has to pay!
If you are a normal straight person and have been considering getting cosmetic surgery, by all means please exploit this loophole. In the meanwhile, please pray that our wounded military men and women get the treatment they need to recover from their war injuries, despite fools wasting resources trying to fund transgender daydreams.