Ladies, the first three paragraphs of this blog is for the guys, so you might want to skip on down to  paragraph four if your emotions are easily upset.  Guys, if you're not certain if you're a boy or a girl,take a look between your legs and make up your mind before reading any further.  SJWs please leave your triggers at the door, you can pick them up on the way out. Now, let's get down to business.

     Gentlemen, you're going to need a wife.  Why? Because man wasn't made to live alone.  Pick up a

Bible and read about Adam and Eve when you get a minute.  A man needs a help meet.  These days men need help meeting the bills each payday.  A man needs a woman to love him and to help him grow as a man.  Face it, most men would still be watching cartoons at 40 and living on Captain Crunch if they didn't find a good woman to straighten them out.  You can still do the cartoons at 40, just not so many. Watch a romance comedy now and then with your lady and you're golden.  Lay off Captain Crunch though, or you'll be seeing an endocrinologist for the rest of your diabetic days. 

     Now men, you probably picture yourself married to the sexiest girl in your class, or for you late bloomers, one of the hotties at work.  No.  Stop right there.  They say sex is natural and so it is.  So is lust.  Desiring a physically attractive wife isn't wrong. However, basing a marriage on physical attraction alone is a recipe for failure.  It will also mean you and your future children will be fat slobs because your hot wife can't cook.  Eating McDonald's every night gets old in a hurry.  Yes, that's old fashioned thinking, but it worked fine for many generations.  Don't think you can sleep with every pretty girl in town and then take your pick.  Thinking only with your penis, acquiring a social disease is in your future.  Girls that sleep around with guys that sleep around only spread disease around.  That and a lot of jealousy.  Either one can get you killed.

     Ladies, please don't try to live your life like a bad movie.  Chasing after the bad boys will only leave you brokenhearted, pregnant, or diseased.  If you're really unlucky you get all three.  Bad boys may be exciting because they're outlaws that break all the rules.  Unfortunately, that includes knocking up

women who don't know better before jumping on their Harleys and riding on to the next conquest.

Wise up!  Bad boys rarely reform.  Don't give yourself away, thinking you can win him.  He's having too much "fun."  Have enough self respect to be more than a notch on some guy's bedpost.  You owe it to your future children.

     I'm an old man.  I've seen far too many young men and women ruin their lives over poor decisions

made about something as simple as sex and marriage.  Get smart, please.  Learn from the mistakes of others.