Wow! It's that time of year already? That's what happens when you spend all your spare time over a hot keyboard blogging. You lose track of time. How many weeks has it been since that blazing hot
summer evening spent listening to Huey Lewis and The News? What became of my garden? Did I sleep
through Barenaked Ladies? So soon does the summer fade away. Since we all need to be thankful for
something, here's my list for this year in no particular order.
I'm thankful Hillary lost the election. Still. Because black lies matter.
I'm thankful I'm not having Thanksgiving dinner at Kevin Spacey' house. Ditto for George Takei, Harvey Weinstein and other assorted liberal jerks' houses. Eventually they do what they do and I don't want to be near that stuff.
I'm thankful my writing partners don't read my blogs often. Further, I'm thankful that when they do read my blogs, they don't whine about them too much. I hate to see grown men cry, or threaten to break my laptop.
I'm thankful I have no money invested in Bitcoin. I lost enough in the stock market. "Buy low" is a concept I completely understand, but you can't "sell high" if the prices tank. Prices can do just that during tax and spend Democratic administrations and tax and spend Republican administrations.
I'm thankful President Obama is now former President Obama. I prefer a president who actually
loves this country.
I'm thankful I can still look between my legs and know I'm a man. In California, a lot of folks have trouble with that one.
I'm thankful I grew up with real butter, real milk and real women. Accept no imitations for any of the three.
I'm thankful that at Orebank Elementary we prayed to God, said the Pledge of Allegiance and had red-headed female students.
I'm thankful to God for the salvation that comes only through Jesus Christ. Again, accept no imitations.
I'm thankful that I don't have to listen to Kathy Griffin or Samantha Bee. As much as cable TV sucks, there are better choices. Actually, almost anything is a better choice, even commercials.
I'm thankful that I started taking vitamins K2 and D3. If the combination keeps the heart as clean as
it keeps the teeth, you should be taking it too.
As always, I'm thankful for the Lorefans. Bless your hearts, you've kept the Loredagger dream going.